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The economy is so bad that...Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
men dissapear
Q. what magic wand makes a man disappear
A. pregnancy test
Epileptic Bath
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in the laundry.
Pregant women
Q: What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
A: You can "un-screw" a light bulb.
Worth the price of crap
I was at a men's public restroom at a college and saw a sign posted above the toilet paper holder. It said---"University diplomas, please take one and spread it around!"
Peanuts
Two peanuts were walking down the street.....one was a salted.
Jack and Jill and...
Jack and Jill went up a hill to have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
Have you heard?
Have you heard about the guy that lost the left side of his body?
